She can't be seriously serious?

I feel like saying this.

When I go out to a club with my girls (as you do) - I go there to shake a leg. I don't drink, smoke or waste time flirting with no one - I go there to shake a leg and a bit of arm.

I don't know what you came here for chick, but nah bother involving me.

Eyes. You know when you glance at around the room, just to see if you recognise anyone? Or just to..look around for the sake of looking around? Well, there I was looking around, when I caught these beady eyes from the corner staring intently at me. This was the same chick that was staring at me as I was walking inside, and while I was on the stairs. Caught me by surprise. I look up. She's there. I look to my side. She's there. I run out to Mount Everest, climb to the top in my heels. Sit down and have a flask of tea. Look to my left. She's there.

Ladies. If you don't feel good about yourselves and you have issues with what you have to see and live with on a daily basis - sorry for your situation - but hatergazing won't do you no favours. Making comments, or puffing out your chest like some blasted penguin like you're trying to prove some point. Fail. Null. Void.
You Yeti.


DO NOT get me started on the chicks who LEAVE THEIR FRIENDS to run around after man. I can't..I don't..and I won't try to understand why you'd let someone violate you like that! You know the guy just wants to have sex, but yet you still go run off round corners and sit on laps then have have the tenacity to run about on road talking about "I'm not a hoe".
Spending whole nights out sleeping with excited freshers. Where's the self respect? Like I always say...my body is a TEMPLE. A friggin SHRINE of all things GREAT and GOOD.

Ponytail ft. Nicki Minaj
I'm Back ft. Slim Thug
Club Go Crazy ft. Chamillionare

(Some fresher than others - off a mixtape so some tracks might run into others...you know how it go)


I Get Crazy(No Shout)
Single Ladies ft. Beyonce
Firm Biz ft. Jadakiss
Brraatt
Dopeman
Feel Free ft. Ricky Blaze
Strippin In The Club ft. Ron Browz & DJ Diamond Kutz
NY Minute ft. Jadakiss & French Montana
Click Clack
Warning
Dead Wrong
Dreams
Sunshine ft. Lil Wayne
High As A Kite ft. Lil Wayne
Sticks In My Bun
Can't Stop Won't Stop
Bitch
Shopaholic
Freaky Girl ft. Gucci Mane
Automatic ft. Teairra Mari

(All files stored in zshare, click to download)

Nicki Minaj - Gettin Paid (Snippet)
Nicki Minaj - DangAlang (Snippet)
Mario ft. Ludacris - Get Out
Juelz Santana - Harlem

This:



Is disgusting.

It's bad enough your house is in that state, but the fact that you have the tumerity to take a picture with your leg all cock up like that is unbelievable. I know it's a struggle, and I know we're all hustling - but you can't seriously tell me you don't have the cash to clean your bathroom.
These same type of chicks take these pictures then try call themselves models.
Silly girl.

Fresh music downloads. (These aren't my personal choice...fresh music I've come across) All files are stored in Zshare. Click the links to download.


Amerie - Wonder If You Know
Busy Signal ft. Beyonce - Hustling Dreams
Christina Milian - Beat On My Drum
Day 26 - Do It For Love
Day 26 - Silly Love
JoJo - Keep Forgetting
Kai Holmes - 1 In A Billion
Kelis - No Security
Kandi ft. Rick Ross & Rasheeda - I Like Him
Mr Hudson - White Lies
N.O.R.E - Club Is A Zoo
Rick Ross - Southside
Rick Ross - Special Situation
Wale - Champ

I recommend you guys pop the lids on the links below and listen to their music! I used to go school with Shellz (the S...duh) back in the day, and I remember Ryan (the R..duh) even though he probs don't remember me!! Haha. So yeah - EVERY1 PLEASE SHOW SOME LUV!!


www.twitter.com/ilovesnr
www.myspace.com/ilovesnr
www.youtube.com/dahvoyce

They also have a live internet show every friday after 6pm on: http://www.ustream.tv/SnR-Goody2shoes

NOOOOO!!



All this time when I was watchin throwbacks, all them episodes of My Wife & Kids - I always thought that Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) was a sexy motherf* - then come to find out yesterday he's FIFTY - ERRRGGHH NOOOO HOW DARE YOU!!!!


WHY.


Then I find out the guy in Dance Flick who I thought was his brother - is his SON!! HIS SON?!! He's cute though so I'm turning my attention to him instead.

In which she hardly does any. It's one thing to mime. But it's another to mime someone else singing - when you're supposed to be a singer.



I mean, get it how you can girl but how are they gonna cast the younger Ciara as a girl who can hold a note? You know them long church vibrato notes, and then they try bring Ciara in as the older version and she can't hold a key? I'm not sure who's voice they used for her to mime over but...I just...I don't get it. Girl can dance though but...the .. she looks like she ain't too bad of an actor (maybe) but the singing thing...

Let us pray.




"Six Connecticut women are facing assault charges for attacking a Westchester County woman for her amateurish karaoke performance at a bar, police said Friday. Leidy Alcantara, 25, was singing “A Dios Le Pido” by Colombian superstar Juanes on Wednesday night when suspect Kiana Strickland, 20, began heckling her."


These girls punch the girl up over some dumbass karaoke gig that they weren't feeling - are you serious? What happened to getting a job. Or a bleeding education. The only chick out of the 6 who looks somewhat 'not fucked' is the 4th chick. The first and third chicks look like they need to spend less time effin about in bars and more time figuring out what to do with their hair. Scratch that - 1st, 2nd 3rd and the 5th. Chupid

NEW LAYOUT COMING SOON - ALREADY DONE JUST FINISHING THE CODING :D

But just on a little hiatus while I sort my business out for a quick min! I been trying guys! I have but I've had little bits and pieces I had to get on with first :D

I saw this vid a while back on Youtube, but Mediatakeout just posted it up and it reminded me - this woman is too funny! Later I'm gonna get the video of her going on a date with some guy in some dating show..too much joke!

Click to download songs (stored in Zshare)

Brandy - Piano Man
Amerie ft. Trey Songz - Pretty Brown Eyes
Claude Kelly - Fire & Ice
Toni Braxton - I Hate Love
Jagged Edge ft. Gucci Mane & Trina - Moments In Love
Janet Jackson - Make Me
New Boyz ft. O.N.E - No More

OK ok ok ok..hold on. Before I get to the Kanye thing..um Lil Mama..what did you think you were doing? I can't tell for the life of me if Jay Z actually wanted her there, or if he was simply laughing it off. Either way, Lil Mama...why?
I understand if she may have her little affiliation with Jay Z but like seriously..you're not on the same level or of the same calibre so come off the stage and stop attention whoring!


As for KANYE?! How many ceremonies are we gonna have ruined by him and his swiss roll head jumping onstage or backstage moaning about the fact he didn't win anything. SHIT HAPPENS. If you didn't win, YOU DIDN'T WIN! And as for saying Beyonce had one of the best videos...maybe, but she didn't win and you don't make the rules - everyone voted otherwise so what the hell can you do?
Mind you..I got word that he was drunk...but still! Even if he wasn't he probably woulda dragged himself up there and whinged.
Next year it's gonna be the same old shit no doubt.

Latest track from Jeremih



I kind of lost interest after Birthday Sex but heeeeyy might be a couple of you who are into his stuff so...might as well post it up I guess.

A couple of tracks that have surfaced this week (or over the past couple weeks). Click to download.

Jagged Edge - Full Time Lover
50 Cent ft. Akon - Baby By Me
Trey Songs - Keys
R Kelly ft. Snoop Dogg -Pimpin Ain't Easy
Toni Braxton - Yesterday
Dru Hill - State Of Emergency
Marques Houston - Stranger
Eminem - Warning (Mariah Carey Diss)

Not sure of those of you who have heard of a girl group called Krave from stateside. Got hold of some of their material..if you wanna find out, or if you simply..like any of these songs and don't already have them. Click to download (all files stored in zshare)





Negative
Get It Girl
Go Crazy ft. FloRida
Scrub Tha Ground
Touch The Ground ft. Akon & Nelly

WHY IN THE HELL would someone name their child after a bird?



Oh yeah, I'm gonna pop a kid out now and I'm gonna name him Pigeon. Pigeon Spencer. Or I'm a have little girl and call her Humming. Humming Bird. Come on people! You carry that foetus...fetus...feut..the ting in your belly for 9 months, go through all them labour pains, and you give it a dumbass name like 'Sparrow Midnight'?! Nicole Richie are you serious right now? Opportunities to name your kid only come once and you wanna put your kid through that. YOUR CHILD WAS BORN A TARGET - thanks to the retarded name you've given it.

DO NOT get me started on half the names I see on Maury. COURVARRSEEAYE, SHAQWUAN, TERIANDREA...are you serious right now. How long did it take you to remember how to spell that shit? No doubt you spell it different to the last time you happened to write it down or recite it. How many years do you think it will take (after your kid has learned to talk) for them to learn how to spell their own name? Congratulations. Your kid will be the only kid in year 5 who still doesn't know how to spell their name. Your kid will be a dumbass.

So all this hype about Caster Semenya about whether she's a he or he's a she...You magazine gave her a makeover and...she actually does look like a woman


But..tests confirmed she's an hermaphrodite and her future in athletics is fucked, basically. They won't know which side to put her in and all the rest of it...it's sad but..hey. Rah though

Lmao T-Pain is trying to remain relevant. Seems like Jay-Z's DOA track got up under his dreads. He tries to come on stage and chat shit but...



T-Pain..you're a dick lmao. Your music is garbage and has no substance whatsoever. The whole autotune/voice synthesizing shit is dead out now. DEAD OUTTTT!

I don't remember the last time I saw Tyra Banks without a wig glued to her head. I remember there was a time I went and got a lace front...never again. I had to travel from Bond Street all the way to Luton looking like Elvis. Unless you're a celebrity or stinking rich to go spend thousands of dollars/pounds what have you, then my best advice would be to..leave them alone. They won't look as good as Tyra's..or Beyonce's. You can try but, no. Save the money. Pay rent instead.





Her hair looks better without all that madness in it!!

Got a couple more songs from back in the day...or that are just...old...but gold..ya know? Just..yeah.


Tyrese - Sweet Lady
The Roots - Break U Off
Whitney & Deborah Cox - Same Script, Different Cast
Rihanna - The Last Time (one of the only Rihanna songs that has a chance of getting played around here)
R.Kelly - Fiesta
P.Diddy ft. Usher - I Need A Girl
Nina Sky - Temperature's Rising
Montell Jordan - Let's Get It On Tonight
Mya - Lie Detector
Joe ft. Jadakiss - I Want A Girl Like You

Gathered a buncha tracks from the 'vault'..just click on em to download. All files are stored on Zshare.

T.I ft. Nelly - Get Loose
K-Gee - I Don't Really Care
J-Kwon - They Ask Me
Jamelia - Call Me
Isyss - Album Intro
Isyss - The Way We Do
Isyss ft. Jadakiss - Day & Night
Isyss - Unladylike
ATL - Make It Up With Love
Bow Wow - Big Dreams
Lloyd - What You Wanna Do


Part 2 tomorrow!!

Eminem is too witty to go up against. Point. Blank. Period. Mariah had a nice old go, but she should have just sat down and let it boil over. Eminem pinched her back severely lmaooo






HAAAA Mariah what fell into your head?!

If you're a guy, and you approach me at the club or offer me a drink. No.

There's no way anyone can tell me a guy is seriously going to go to a club, eye up a female, and proceed to approach her because he wants friendship.
It's logic.

He likes the way you look obviously. 9 times out of ten they wanna try their luck and see how far they can push it. NAH BOTHER TRYING YOUR LUCK WITH ME FAM CAUSE IT'S PURE SHAME YOU'LL FEEL AFTERWARDS.

YES, I'm showing a bit of leg. AND WHAT?! I just so happen to like this flipping dress/skirt/pair of shorts and I can't exactly wear it to head out to Tesco to buy milk and ready brek. So get your head out the gutter and stop thinking I'm up for anything. I have a boyfriend, and even if I didn't have a boyfriend, you still wouldn't catch a piece of my attention because I have class and self-respect. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE MUTHAF*CKAAASSS. GET GONE.

Plus..I don't drink. I get water, for free thanks. With ice as well.

I knew it would only be a matter of time before C Mili got knocked up by the Dream. Wonder what that baby would look like... :/


I seriously hope that blondeness has been eliminated.

Who Maia Campbell is? She was in LL Cool J's comedy-sitcom 'In The House' playing some girl called 'Tiffany' and she was in another 90's film called 'Trippin' (funny as hell) but yeah anyways, cut to the chase...What the blast has she turned into? Say no to drugs.



Ugh. Times have changed. Seems like money ain't the only thing in recession..looks like SELF RESPECT is takin a hit too.



....lol her cussin is funny though

YAAAYYY I'M 21 TODAY!! More updates in the next 2 days or so! Things are a tad mad at the mo - soon come!