KEIOLOGY

DUMBASS BABY NAMES

Sunday 13 September 2009 @ 05:42 0 comments!

WHY IN THE HELL would someone name their child after a bird?

Oh yeah, I'm gonna pop a kid out now and I'm gonna name him Pigeon. Pigeon Spencer. Or I'm a have little girl and call her Humming. Humming Bird. Come on people! You carry that foetus...fetus...feut..the ting in your belly for 9 months, go through all them labour pains, and you give it a dumbass name like 'Sparrow Midnight'?! Nicole Richie are you serious right now? Opportunities to name your kid only come once and you wanna put your kid through that. YOUR CHILD WAS BORN A TARGET - thanks to the retarded name you've given it.

DO NOT get me started on half the names I see on Maury. COURVARRSEEAYE, SHAQWUAN, TERIANDREA...are you serious right now. How long did it take you to remember how to spell that shit? No doubt you spell it different to the last time you happened to write it down or recite it. How many years do you think it will take (after your kid has learned to talk) for them to learn how to spell their own name? Congratulations. Your kid will be the only kid in year 5 who still doesn't know how to spell their name. Your kid will be a dumbass.