RANT ALERT: ESCALATORS & SCENE IN-TAKERS
What scenery are you taking in at the bottom of the escalator?For the love of all things great and good, I swear if one more person stops dead in their tracks at the bottom of the escalator and causes me to trip over myself one more time, I will evolve into Yoshimitsu from Tekken and excalibur you into submission.
What sense does it make standing there while a pile up ensues directly behind you. Can you not feel the tip of my nose pushing into the back of your head - and the same goes for those of you who find it amusing to stand at the top of the escalator and stand there and gander about which direction you want to head in. How about you get the f**k out my way before I pick a direction for you to fly in. I'll superman you to the other end of the shopping centre with my superhuman powers.
ANOTHER THING that kills my spirit are them retched slow shoppers who wanna stand there at the till and take their time packing their items up. That flippin tin you've been procrastinating over about which bag you want to put it in - how about you wedge it in your left nostril and sneeze it out all over your noisy kids. Sitting there screaming and s**t making me even more angry.