Am I the only one who runs underneath train bridges? Them bridges where pigeons are sitting directly above you, sometimes dead, lying in some useless mesh net that's supposed to 'protect' us from their shit.


Look at them.



I ran underneath a bridge on the way to the hair shop and there was a errr there was a dead one on my path so I jad to jump over it to get the other side and you could just hear them going coo coo coo cuh-coo making up melodies and s**t while I'm sprinting full pelt on road side in broad daylight like some chief