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Nicki Minaj - Massive Attack

2010-04-02T02:17:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry I've tried so hard to understand the flow of this track. I just don't get it. Just when I think I have it. I realise I don't. So I give up.

COCKINESS

2010-01-26T14:42:00.000-08:00

Ugh. I'm not trying to begrudge anyone their achievements, or penalise anyone for sharing their tales of achievement with others - but there is a fine line between confidence and cockiness. A thin, fine line between them - and should that line be crossed I will officially believe you are a tool.

If there is anyone reading this who finds genuine joy in bragging about how many contacts you have on BB messenger, you should take a walk outside, look at your reflection in a car window - and punch it to the death. Then pay the owner for any damage done to their car.

I'm not sure what the general consensus is in regards to whether females find it attractive for men to be cocky and boastful, but one thing I know is that I can't stand it and it is VERY UNATTRACTIVE. I'm not concerned about how big your network is, how many Facebook friends you have and how much you love yourself.
If I could find a safety pin in my clutter jar I would deflate the daylights out of your ego and shift you back to reality. If the amount of notifications you have defines who you are as a person - then you are a faux pas.

Someone with a quiet confidence is attractive, someone who doesn't need to constantly remind me of how many people they've worked with, or how much money they have. It's appealing when somebody's achievements can speak for themselves. Bragging about numbers is tacky - don't embarrass yourself.

ZEBRA

2010-01-02T07:39:00.000-08:00

If I could design an animal, and zebras didn't already exist...that's what my animal would look like.

NEW MUSIC

2010-01-02T07:27:00.000-08:00

Ginuwine - Crazy
Usher ft. Nicki Minaj - Little Freak (not exactly new...but I like it)
Nicole Scherzinger - I'm A Cheat
Unknown Artist - I Go Hard (I have no idea who this chick is, but I like the track)

LOL THEY HAVE A POINT!

2009-12-12T08:43:00.000-08:00

Lol, it's very true though! Some people saturate the CRAP out of their images to the point of unrecognisability. I'm guilty of cropping (hands up) but it still looks like me. All my pics look like me in the flesh. Well...I believe so. Haha

MAC VS PC (RANT ALERT)

2009-12-12T08:07:00.001-08:00

INHALE:I'm getting sick of this. I'll just clear things up, and write this in a way that is easy to decipher:

"Hello. My name is Kei. I am a Graphic Designer. I do not want a f%^%^ing Mac. Thankyou".

I'm gonna get straight to the point. My laptop has HD graphics. 3GB Ram. 250GB hard-drive space. Blu-Ray. A screen that is not microscopic. A keyboard with keys I can actually feel. And a mouse with a left click annnddd (wait for it) a right click, so I don't have to memorise countless button combos to copy links or God forbid - copy and paste text. Oh, shall I continue? It has a remote, 4 usb slots and a cute little neon light that glows up in the dark -sexy. All for £529.
Please, there's nothing you can say to get me to spend an extra..oh I don't know...RENT on piece of technology that could fit in my pocket and have to spend light years scrolling down to the bottom of the page cause the screen is so God-damn small.

JUST because I am a Graphics Designer - does not mean I HAVE TO HAVE A MAC. I've been designing for YEARS, and have developed my skills on my OWN through trial and error, and through spending countless time reading articles, purchasing magazines and sketching my little heart out. Using a different piece of technology will not improve my skills. Software does not determine my creativity or my insight to things AS A DESIGNER. I can design something on a piece of PAPER. I'm a student. If I can get something that does the job well WITH A HIGHER GRAPHICS CARD SPECIFICATION. NOTE THE WORD GRAPHICS for a cheaper price...then so be it. I'm not gonna deny a Macbook PRO (which is not the make I was referring to above) is a nice little piece of technology - but I don't want one. I'm not prepared to save up that much money for something that won't actually be beneficial to ME in any way. If it ain't broke, why spend like 5 months of rent in one go to 'fix' it? So LEAVE ME ALONE & SHUT YOUR FACE, IMMEDIATELY. Stop trying to patronise me. That's YOUR business if you allow technology or userfaces to define your ideas and/or creativity. I'm not that chick. So GET!
EXHALE. Aaaah...that's better.

TIGER WHO?

2009-12-12T08:00:00.000-08:00

Lol! Who's been keeping track of all this Tiger Woods bullshit? The guy made it to UK news, like are you being serious? Ask me what's going on with it all - I don't know. I'm more concerned about when will be the next time I get to eat chicken - but I came across this pic and thought it was funny haha.

Lol. Strangeness for payment.

GIMME GIMME

2009-12-12T07:54:00.000-08:00

I want everything. I wish I could stop time and rob every shop in West. Then teleport everything to my room and have it automatically folded stacked or hung up in my wardrobe.

Yes...I have a slight thing for prints...and silky things.

IT AIN'T KERI HILSON

2009-12-11T11:07:00.000-08:00

This song has been floating about quite a bit and everyone keeps saying it's Keri Hilson - it's not! I don't know who the fack it is but it ain't her! Some track called 'Hush' feat D.O.E or something or other. I got the track for download if anyone wants it lol, it's actually not that bad a track.

Some girl ft. Some rapper apparently D.O.E - Hush

0.00% GAME - ARE THESE YOUR TACTICS?!

2009-12-10T13:55:00.000-08:00

Ok ok ok lol. Me and my friend found one site called PROFILEPIC. I'm sure you guys have heard of it - it's HILARIOUS on there. So anyway, me and my friend joined it for a laugh and to take the piss out of people haha, but I'm sorry..I'm so sorry but seriously, I mean it was expected that there'd be a lot of fails on there lol but WHAT KIND OF PLAY ARE YOU GUYS EXPECTING TO GET CHATTING RUBBISH LIKE THIS?

Or googling essays that make absolutely no sense, such as THIS:

Or posting me poo like THIS:

Like are you for real for real?! Lmfaooo you SUCK!! Come on, I'M SURE you guys can do better than this?! You guys are HILARIOUS! Cook for you? COOK FOR YOU?! You're finished and your life is finished. I will never be a housewife. Ever. EVER! Lmaooo. Tools.

I NEED A HOOK-UP

2009-12-10T13:24:00.000-08:00

People on my Facebook have already seen the vid I posted up of this guy, I'll include the link to his Youtube account in a hot sec so you can see what I'm on about - but whatever - I WANT HIS HAIRSTYLE! I LOVE fishbone plaits - I WANT A FISH BONE IN MY HEAD.

The style is speaking to me! Oh, his youtube is here...very interesting guy. He takes better care of his hair than a large number of females.

SEMI-RAMPAGE

2009-12-10T11:57:00.000-08:00

The other day I managed to grab a smidge of time for myself. I sat there on my bed with my aching legs and arms, tired from training and worried about that FLAMIN bio-diversity project that near enough drained the daylights out of me. That..ladies and gentlefolk was what drove me to make these pieces ...in particular. I was going more crazy than usual.

COOF!!

2009-12-10T11:44:00.000-08:00

Haa. I'm probably late but whatevz

GOOD. That boy had the right idea. COOF!

ZIP ZAP ZIG

2009-12-10T11:32:00.000-08:00

I like these colours. Felt like putting them together. So I did :)

BOYS AND MEN

2009-11-18T13:00:00.000-08:00

I think it's when you reach a certain age (or a certain point in your life) when you really start to notice the difference between boys and men.

If a "man" has to keep reminding you that he's a "man" by starting off sentences with: "I'm a man, so..", or "As a man, I.." or "I'm a MAN'S man, so.." then YOU AIN'T A MAN YET! Let the actions speak for themselves!

Any loser can come out and proclaim to be this big bag of masculinity, talking the talk about being able to protect and look out for you, but want to use the "I'm a man" line to wriggle out of shit!

I'll be real and say I've been out with a guy who could not deal with not being able to control me. It made him feel less of a man because I was the one asking him questions. It was my house he was staying over at, and my time he was on. TRUTH BE TOLD, I didn't even bloody mind that the guy couldn't take me out anywhere because he had no money - but when I heard that fucking "I'm the man...so as a man..." line for the kajillionth time, I was ready to..LOOK! If you can't walk the walk that comes with the talk, don't bother trying to talk the talk neither! Cause it's foolish and you look foolish! If you can't handle being with a real woman then don't bother getting yourself into nothing. You'll back up on yourself at some point and end up looking like even more of a loser! Your egos will get bruised and your pride will get shattered. Maybe if you spent more time sorting yourselves out there wouldn't be such calamities!

BABY LET ME 'UPSTAGE' U

2009-11-18T05:50:00.000-08:00

Lol, as two seperate entities...they work. Lady Gaga by herself, doing her own thing, in her own videos...is good. She's cool. Put her next to Beyonce however...and Houston..we have a problem! I was shocked to be reminded at the EMA's that Lady Gaga is in fact a newcomer, but after seeing this video, it kind of makes it all too clear to me. You can't sing directly after Beyonce unless you're a belter! I just..no.

T-WHO?!

2009-10-29T15:34:00.000-07:00

Why and who does he think he is wearing this t-shirt?! I mean, sure Cassie isn't saying much herself (let's be honest) but who ..does he..I mean the guy is just screeeeching for attention.

You're just mad because the demise of autotune is nigh. Hell "who's that knocking on the door?" oh..I think it's HERE ALREADY

BUNCHA FRESH TRACKS

2009-10-29T15:13:00.000-07:00

50 Cent ft. Jay-Z - So Disrespectful (Game & Young Buck diss)
Alicia Keys - Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart
J Holiday - Go Home
Lil Wayne ft. Brandy - Change
Missy Elliott (ft.Teyana Taylor & Pharrell) - Put It On Ya
Soulja Boy - Twitter Goin On Ham
Timbaland - Ease Off The Liquor
Timbaland - Seduction

EFF FACEBOOK

2009-10-29T14:59:00.000-07:00

I've done it. I deactivated my facebook. I think it was about dang-gone time! I finally got that push I needed after receiving a message from someone who wasn't even on my friends' list, and a bunch of other people directing messages about a bunch of shit I knew nothing about, and I just..you know what. I can't be asked!!!

I never realised just how much time I waste on that thing...but anyways - it means I'll be spending more time on here! New stuff is on the way...

Kei x

FRESH MUSIC

2009-10-26T16:14:00.001-07:00

Some of these tracks leaked in the past couple weeks, and some over the past couple of days...so the freshness varies lol

Tyga - The Nausea
Tyga - Suicide
T.I ft Lil Wayne, Kanye & Jay Z - U Ain't Never
Gucci Mane ft. Kandi & Ceaser - More
Keri Hilson - I Like
Dubby ft. Young Johnny - Run From Them (Kid Cudi Cover)
Plies ft. Keri Hilson - Medicine
Plies ft. Keri Hilson - Medicine (Version 2)
Nicki Minaj - Playtime Is Over (snip)
Nicki Minaj - Mind On My Money (snip)
Tyga - Space Joyridin
Tank - Stay

QUICK UPDATE

2009-10-26T02:42:00.001-07:00

Gonna post up some new songs later on today! Right now I'm about to head out to uni, so I'll catch ya later with some music and possibly some posts

Kei x

YOOOOOOO!!

2009-10-21T17:58:00.001-07:00

Hey guys, things have slowed down quite a bit since I started uni (I know, I know) but...I'm thinkin of goin on with the whole 'Keifolio' thing and making a blog to display all my babies :). A portfolio blog. I get bored with layouts real quick too, and believe you me, I'm still tryina find the time to do this one again!
There will be the occasional post from time to time, so don't sleep on me homes! I'm just super busy tryina bring shit together!

Kei
xx

NEW MUSIC 6TH OCT

2009-10-06T10:25:00.000-07:00

Gucci Mane ft Plies - Wasted
Usher - Papers
Lil Eddie - Second Best
Mario - Before She Said Hi
Omarion - Sweet Hangova
Wale ft. Colin Munroe- Bittersweet
Young Jeezy - I Got This
One Chance - Speaking In Tongues

YOOOO

2009-10-05T10:33:00.000-07:00

Soz! Had a mini hiatus! Back at uni and still trying to find a new job (ugh such a long story, another time). I ain't goin nowhere, just didn't have the time over the past couple of days. New music coming tomorrow, so angabaaaat

x

IN MY ADIDAS

2009-10-02T08:05:00.000-07:00

Used illustrator for the first time! Tried a bit of line art...and..it went a little something like this:

NEW MUSIC: 2ND OCTOBER

2009-10-02T02:19:00.000-07:00

Busta Rhymes - Hits For Days
Kafani - Get That Dough
Keri Hilson - Heart Attack
London - Siren
Ne-Yo - Nothing But The Girl
T.I. - Hell Of A Life

NEW WORK

2009-10-01T09:41:00.001-07:00

I'm..not really sure what I'd name this piece of work but..I'll find a name for it when I eventually put all my shit together in a little book :)

I used...this:

this:

and this:

(plus the pic of Lady Gaga obv) to make this:

With a bit of experimenting/messing about with the pen tool, eraser, brushes, shapes, lighting etc included

ONCE A CHEAT....

2009-10-01T08:50:00.001-07:00

Always a cheat?

You know what - I bloody think so. If they're capable of doing it to you once, then they're damn sure capable of doing it again. Even if you do end up with someone who cheats on you, and they stop cheating - the damage has already been done, and no matter how hard you try to convince yourself that they've changed, there will always be that little thing in the back of your mind constantly saying:

"he says he going to the shops, but is that f*cker really going to the shops?...".

The two fundamentals of a relationship (IMO)...trust and communication, no? So if unu can't trust one another then you might as well forget about it. You two have an argument - he/she storms off somewhere...possibly to some substitute? Revenge lay? Consolation?

If you're in a relationship with someone who you know isn't doing you right, whether it's cheating, mistreating, or what have you, ask yourself if you're happy. Relationships are supposed to be enjoyable.
Yes, it's healthy to have the odd argument or bicker here and there (as you do), but you should be able to come together afterwards, resolve any shit you have and be open with one another about every. flipping. thing.

If you ever find yourself in a position where you feel you have the potential to cheat, or you're questioning why you're finding someone else attractive - leave. If your hearts' not in the relationship and your attention is drifting sideways then why waste your time or theirs? If you're having doubts, then it's inevitable that you two will end up drifting at some point in the future (unless you have a complete 100% relapse and find out that the other person you were attracted to is gay and wouldn't like you anyways).

Point blank. If I ever got cheated on. He's gone. I ain't looking to be with a guy I can't trust when there's millions of other guys to choose from. Fin.

JOKE YOU AH JOKE

2009-09-30T06:38:00.000-07:00

She can't be seriously serious?

CHICKS, D*CKS & NO BLASTED RESTRAINT

2009-09-30T06:08:00.000-07:00

I feel like saying this.

When I go out to a club with my girls (as you do) - I go there to shake a leg. I don't drink, smoke or waste time flirting with no one - I go there to shake a leg and a bit of arm.

I don't know what you came here for chick, but nah bother involving me.

Eyes. You know when you glance at around the room, just to see if you recognise anyone? Or just to..look around for the sake of looking around? Well, there I was looking around, when I caught these beady eyes from the corner staring intently at me. This was the same chick that was staring at me as I was walking inside, and while I was on the stairs. Caught me by surprise. I look up. She's there. I look to my side. She's there. I run out to Mount Everest, climb to the top in my heels. Sit down and have a flask of tea. Look to my left. She's there.

Ladies. If you don't feel good about yourselves and you have issues with what you have to see and live with on a daily basis - sorry for your situation - but hatergazing won't do you no favours. Making comments, or puffing out your chest like some blasted penguin like you're trying to prove some point. Fail. Null. Void.
You Yeti.

DO NOT get me started on the chicks who LEAVE THEIR FRIENDS to run around after man. I can't..I don't..and I won't try to understand why you'd let someone violate you like that! You know the guy just wants to have sex, but yet you still go run off round corners and sit on laps then have have the tenacity to run about on road talking about "I'm not a hoe".
Spending whole nights out sleeping with excited freshers. Where's the self respect? Like I always say...my body is a TEMPLE. A friggin SHRINE of all things GREAT and GOOD.

NEW MYA MUSIC

2009-09-30T05:58:00.000-07:00

Ponytail ft. Nicki Minaj
I'm Back ft. Slim Thug
Club Go Crazy ft. Chamillionare

NICKI MINAJ MUSIC DOWNLOADS

2009-09-29T09:46:00.000-07:00

(Some fresher than others - off a mixtape so some tracks might run into others...you know how it go)

I Get Crazy(No Shout)
Single Ladies ft. Beyonce
Firm Biz ft. Jadakiss
Brraatt
Dopeman
Feel Free ft. Ricky Blaze
Strippin In The Club ft. Ron Browz & DJ Diamond Kutz
NY Minute ft. Jadakiss & French Montana
Click Clack
Warning
Dead Wrong
Dreams
Sunshine ft. Lil Wayne
High As A Kite ft. Lil Wayne
Sticks In My Bun
Can't Stop Won't Stop
Bitch
Shopaholic
Freaky Girl ft. Gucci Mane
Automatic ft. Teairra Mari

FRESH MUSIC 28TH SEPTEMBER

2009-09-28T06:27:00.000-07:00

(All files stored in zshare, click to download)

Nicki Minaj - Gettin Paid (Snippet)
Nicki Minaj - DangAlang (Snippet)
Mario ft. Ludacris - Get Out
Juelz Santana - Harlem

FRAGGLE

2009-09-28T06:14:00.000-07:00

This:

Is disgusting.

It's bad enough your house is in that state, but the fact that you have the tumerity to take a picture with your leg all cock up like that is unbelievable. I know it's a struggle, and I know we're all hustling - but you can't seriously tell me you don't have the cash to clean your bathroom.
These same type of chicks take these pictures then try call themselves models.
Silly girl.

NEW MUSIC

2009-09-27T16:29:00.000-07:00

Fresh music downloads. (These aren't my personal choice...fresh music I've come across) All files are stored in Zshare. Click the links to download.

Amerie - Wonder If You Know
Busy Signal ft. Beyonce - Hustling Dreams
Christina Milian - Beat On My Drum
Day 26 - Do It For Love
Day 26 - Silly Love
JoJo - Keep Forgetting
Kai Holmes - 1 In A Billion
Kelis - No Security
Kandi ft. Rick Ross & Rasheeda - I Like Him
Mr Hudson - White Lies
N.O.R.E - Club Is A Zoo
Rick Ross - Southside
Rick Ross - Special Situation
Wale - Champ

S'N'R - POP THE LIDS

2009-09-27T14:59:00.000-07:00

I recommend you guys pop the lids on the links below and listen to their music! I used to go school with Shellz (the S...duh) back in the day, and I remember Ryan (the R..duh) even though he probs don't remember me!! Haha. So yeah - EVERY1 PLEASE SHOW SOME LUV!!

www.twitter.com/ilovesnr
www.myspace.com/ilovesnr
www.youtube.com/dahvoyce

They also have a live internet show every friday after 6pm on: http://www.ustream.tv/SnR-Goody2shoes

THEM SEXY ASS WAYANS

2009-09-27T13:41:00.000-07:00

NOOOOO!!

All this time when I was watchin throwbacks, all them episodes of My Wife & Kids - I always thought that Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) was a sexy motherf* - then come to find out yesterday he's FIFTY - ERRRGGHH NOOOO HOW DARE YOU!!!!

WHY.

Then I find out the guy in Dance Flick who I thought was his brother - is his SON!! HIS SON?!! He's cute though so I'm turning my attention to him instead.

CIARA'S NEW FILM: MAMA I WANT TO SING

2009-09-27T13:38:00.000-07:00

In which she hardly does any. It's one thing to mime. But it's another to mime someone else singing - when you're supposed to be a singer.

I mean, get it how you can girl but how are they gonna cast the younger Ciara as a girl who can hold a note? You know them long church vibrato notes, and then they try bring Ciara in as the older version and she can't hold a key? I'm not sure who's voice they used for her to mime over but...I just...I don't get it. Girl can dance though but...the .. she looks like she ain't too bad of an actor (maybe) but the singing thing...

DUMBASSES

2009-09-27T13:16:00.000-07:00

Let us pray.

"Six Connecticut women are facing assault charges for attacking a Westchester County woman for her amateurish karaoke performance at a bar, police said Friday. Leidy Alcantara, 25, was singing “A Dios Le Pido” by Colombian superstar Juanes on Wednesday night when suspect Kiana Strickland, 20, began heckling her."

These girls punch the girl up over some dumbass karaoke gig that they weren't feeling - are you serious? What happened to getting a job. Or a bleeding education. The only chick out of the 6 who looks somewhat 'not fucked' is the 4th chick. The first and third chicks look like they need to spend less time effin about in bars and more time figuring out what to do with their hair. Scratch that - 1st, 2nd 3rd and the 5th. Chupid

NEW LAYOUT

2009-09-26T17:03:00.001-07:00

NEW LAYOUT COMING SOON - ALREADY DONE JUST FINISHING THE CODING :D

I'M STILL HERE

2009-09-23T08:15:00.001-07:00

But just on a little hiatus while I sort my business out for a quick min! I been trying guys! I have but I've had little bits and pieces I had to get on with first :D

LMAO

2009-09-16T16:38:00.000-07:00

I saw this vid a while back on Youtube, but Mediatakeout just posted it up and it reminded me - this woman is too funny! Later I'm gonna get the video of her going on a date with some guy in some dating show..too much joke!

NEW MUSIC: SEP 15TH

2009-09-15T14:12:00.000-07:00

Click to download songs (stored in Zshare)

Brandy - Piano Man
Amerie ft. Trey Songz - Pretty Brown Eyes
Claude Kelly - Fire & Ice
Toni Braxton - I Hate Love
Jagged Edge ft. Gucci Mane & Trina - Moments In Love
Janet Jackson - Make Me
New Boyz ft. O.N.E - No More

VMA MADNESS

2009-09-14T10:53:00.000-07:00

OK ok ok ok..hold on. Before I get to the Kanye thing..um Lil Mama..what did you think you were doing? I can't tell for the life of me if Jay Z actually wanted her there, or if he was simply laughing it off. Either way, Lil Mama...why?
I understand if she may have her little affiliation with Jay Z but like seriously..you're not on the same level or of the same calibre so come off the stage and stop attention whoring!

As for KANYE?! How many ceremonies are we gonna have ruined by him and his swiss roll head jumping onstage or backstage moaning about the fact he didn't win anything. SHIT HAPPENS. If you didn't win, YOU DIDN'T WIN! And as for saying Beyonce had one of the best videos...maybe, but she didn't win and you don't make the rules - everyone voted otherwise so what the hell can you do?
Mind you..I got word that he was drunk...but still! Even if he wasn't he probably woulda dragged himself up there and whinged.
Next year it's gonna be the same old shit no doubt.

JEREMIH: MAKE UP TO BREAK UP

2009-09-13T07:32:00.000-07:00

Latest track from Jeremih

I kind of lost interest after Birthday Sex but heeeeyy might be a couple of you who are into his stuff so...might as well post it up I guess.

NEW MUSIC: SEP 13TH

2009-09-13T07:00:00.000-07:00

A couple of tracks that have surfaced this week (or over the past couple weeks). Click to download.

Jagged Edge - Full Time Lover
50 Cent ft. Akon - Baby By Me
Trey Songs - Keys
R Kelly ft. Snoop Dogg -Pimpin Ain't Easy
Toni Braxton - Yesterday
Dru Hill - State Of Emergency
Marques Houston - Stranger
Eminem - Warning (Mariah Carey Diss)

KRAVE: MUSIC

2009-09-13T06:42:00.001-07:00

Not sure of those of you who have heard of a girl group called Krave from stateside. Got hold of some of their material..if you wanna find out, or if you simply..like any of these songs and don't already have them. Click to download (all files stored in zshare)

Negative
Get It Girl
Go Crazy ft. FloRida
Scrub Tha Ground
Touch The Ground ft. Akon & Nelly

DUMBASS BABY NAMES

2009-09-13T05:42:00.000-07:00

WHY IN THE HELL would someone name their child after a bird?

Oh yeah, I'm gonna pop a kid out now and I'm gonna name him Pigeon. Pigeon Spencer. Or I'm a have little girl and call her Humming. Humming Bird. Come on people! You carry that foetus...fetus...feut..the ting in your belly for 9 months, go through all them labour pains, and you give it a dumbass name like 'Sparrow Midnight'?! Nicole Richie are you serious right now? Opportunities to name your kid only come once and you wanna put your kid through that. YOUR CHILD WAS BORN A TARGET - thanks to the retarded name you've given it.

DO NOT get me started on half the names I see on Maury. COURVARRSEEAYE, SHAQWUAN, TERIANDREA...are you serious right now. How long did it take you to remember how to spell that shit? No doubt you spell it different to the last time you happened to write it down or recite it. How many years do you think it will take (after your kid has learned to talk) for them to learn how to spell their own name? Congratulations. Your kid will be the only kid in year 5 who still doesn't know how to spell their name. Your kid will be a dumbass.

OH RAH

2009-09-13T05:28:00.001-07:00

So all this hype about Caster Semenya about whether she's a he or he's a she...You magazine gave her a makeover and...she actually does look like a woman

But..tests confirmed she's an hermaphrodite and her future in athletics is fucked, basically. They won't know which side to put her in and all the rest of it...it's sad but..hey. Rah though

T-PAIN..ALLOW YOURSELF

2009-09-09T09:24:00.000-07:00

Lmao T-Pain is trying to remain relevant. Seems like Jay-Z's DOA track got up under his dreads. He tries to come on stage and chat shit but...

T-Pain..you're a dick lmao. Your music is garbage and has no substance whatsoever. The whole autotune/voice synthesizing shit is dead out now. DEAD OUTTTT!

TYRA GOES AU NATURALE

2009-09-09T09:02:00.000-07:00

I don't remember the last time I saw Tyra Banks without a wig glued to her head. I remember there was a time I went and got a lace front...never again. I had to travel from Bond Street all the way to Luton looking like Elvis. Unless you're a celebrity or stinking rich to go spend thousands of dollars/pounds what have you, then my best advice would be to..leave them alone. They won't look as good as Tyra's..or Beyonce's. You can try but, no. Save the money. Pay rent instead.

Her hair looks better without all that madness in it!!

GOLDEN OLDIES MUSIC DOWNLOADS PT 2

2009-09-09T06:19:00.000-07:00

Got a couple more songs from back in the day...or that are just...old...but gold..ya know? Just..yeah.

Tyrese - Sweet Lady
The Roots - Break U Off
Whitney & Deborah Cox - Same Script, Different Cast
Rihanna - The Last Time (one of the only Rihanna songs that has a chance of getting played around here)
R.Kelly - Fiesta
P.Diddy ft. Usher - I Need A Girl
Nina Sky - Temperature's Rising
Montell Jordan - Let's Get It On Tonight
Mya - Lie Detector
Joe ft. Jadakiss - I Want A Girl Like You

GOLDEN OLDIES MUSIC DOWNLOADS

2009-09-08T08:21:00.000-07:00

Gathered a buncha tracks from the 'vault'..just click on em to download. All files are stored on Zshare.

T.I ft. Nelly - Get Loose
K-Gee - I Don't Really Care
J-Kwon - They Ask Me
Jamelia - Call Me
Isyss - Album Intro
Isyss - The Way We Do
Isyss ft. Jadakiss - Day & Night
Isyss - Unladylike
ATL - Make It Up With Love
Bow Wow - Big Dreams
Lloyd - What You Wanna Do

Part 2 tomorrow!!

MARIAH GOT RELEGATED.

2009-09-06T07:06:00.000-07:00

Eminem is too witty to go up against. Point. Blank. Period. Mariah had a nice old go, but she should have just sat down and let it boil over. Eminem pinched her back severely lmaooo

HAAAA Mariah what fell into your head?!

NO.

2009-09-05T11:49:00.000-07:00

If you're a guy, and you approach me at the club or offer me a drink. No.

There's no way anyone can tell me a guy is seriously going to go to a club, eye up a female, and proceed to approach her because he wants friendship.
It's logic.

He likes the way you look obviously. 9 times out of ten they wanna try their luck and see how far they can push it. NAH BOTHER TRYING YOUR LUCK WITH ME FAM CAUSE IT'S PURE SHAME YOU'LL FEEL AFTERWARDS.

YES, I'm showing a bit of leg. AND WHAT?! I just so happen to like this flipping dress/skirt/pair of shorts and I can't exactly wear it to head out to Tesco to buy milk and ready brek. So get your head out the gutter and stop thinking I'm up for anything. I have a boyfriend, and even if I didn't have a boyfriend, you still wouldn't catch a piece of my attention because I have class and self-respect. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE MUTHAF*CKAAASSS. GET GONE.

Plus..I don't drink. I get water, for free thanks. With ice as well.

ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

2009-09-05T10:58:00.000-07:00

I knew it would only be a matter of time before C Mili got knocked up by the Dream. Wonder what that baby would look like... :/

I seriously hope that blondeness has been eliminated.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER (OR EVEN KNOW)

2009-09-03T08:37:00.000-07:00

Who Maia Campbell is? She was in LL Cool J's comedy-sitcom 'In The House' playing some girl called 'Tiffany' and she was in another 90's film called 'Trippin' (funny as hell) but yeah anyways, cut to the chase...What the blast has she turned into? Say no to drugs.

Ugh. Times have changed. Seems like money ain't the only thing in recession..looks like SELF RESPECT is takin a hit too.

....lol her cussin is funny though

BIRTHDAY GIRLLLLL

2009-09-02T04:19:00.000-07:00

YAAAYYY I'M 21 TODAY!! More updates in the next 2 days or so! Things are a tad mad at the mo - soon come!

PLEASE...JUST...PLEASE

2009-08-31T13:47:00.000-07:00

I just...lmfao...like seriously? Over a game? Are you for real right now

MARIAH....CAREY

2009-08-28T17:11:00.000-07:00

I AM SORRY. Mariah Carey is around 82 years old, and thinks it's entertaining to prance around in her videos, while flicking her hair and demonstrating her love for butterflies and ponies and shit.

I respected her 90's material so much more, when there was substance. While I appreciate 'Obsessed' is about Eminem stalking her and actually has some form of reality attached to it - lounging on some chair, flicking hair doesn't do you any favours. YOU DO IT IN EVERY VIDEO. I mean...make that money and all, but SHIT MAN.

PHOTOGRAPHERS

2009-08-28T17:02:00.000-07:00

Nobody can't tell me this guy ain't a bad mamajammin photographer. Any1 interested in photography should holla his website and see his work

James "Jam" Sutton

HOOK ME UP

2009-08-28T16:13:00.000-07:00

I don't think people realise how much I love gold...

They need to have a DrJays over here! Can't be dealing with this ordering online shit!

NE-YO DOWNLOADS

2009-08-27T01:40:00.000-07:00

Justa buncha Ne-yo songs I had on me...click em to download

Ne-Yo - What Don't You Understand
Ne-Yo - I Got You
Ne-Yo - It Never Rains
Ne-Yo - Miss You Crazy
Ne-Yo - Round & Round
Ne-Yo - Hate You

LADIES LOOKING TO GROW SOME DAMN HAIR

2009-08-26T04:41:00.000-07:00

Everyone who knows me well knows I swear by APHOGEE

I wash, condition and treat my hair twice a week using Aphogee stuff (Shampoo for damaged hair, 2 minute reconstructor, conditioning spray and balancing moisturizer) - don't believe none of that shit about black girls' hair and how it's not good to wash it too often - it's ignorant and stupid. My head is always clean, always conditioned and it's healthy - so ladies I would recommend jumpin on it!

* As with any haircare products, from a personal point of view, nothing really starts working with noticeable results until maybe after 2-3 months of continuous use (my personal opinion!), so patience is key! Healthy hair first, then growth!

MYA'S BIG COMEBACK

2009-08-26T04:32:00.000-07:00

And she comes back with this?? It's not a bad song in itself (kind of) but as a comeback song that's supposed to propel you back into the limelight? Come on. Song has no substance, no solid melody or nothing..but...each to their own...I guess.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO...

2009-08-26T03:37:00.000-07:00

Never gave a shit about the Chris Brown and Rihanna thing?!know it's bad but seriously! Just found out that he's been sentenced to five years' probation, 6 months community labour and ordered to stay away from Rihanna for the next 5 years unless it's as music industry events.

Woop....like seriously?! If it was anyone else they woulda got locked up like everyone else kmt.

RANDOM MUSIC D/LOADS

2009-08-23T12:16:00.000-07:00

Posted up a couple of 'new' to 'semi-new' tracks. Just click the links to download whichever track(s) you like the look of..

Ne-Yo - Say Anything
Ciara - Real Love
Christina Milian - Chameleon
Ginuwine - Last Chance
Nicki Minaj ft.Lil Wayne - I Get Crazy
Nicki Minaj - Kill The DJ (comes up as slumber party, but it's not)

PITBULL - REBELUTION

2009-08-22T14:27:00.000-07:00

Another track I found on the net (again from Urban Music Daily) that I liked...Not normally a fan of Pitbull but this track actually made it onto my iPod

Pitbull Rebelution (Urban Music Daily)

MARQUES...WHERE YOU BEEN?

2009-08-22T13:39:00.001-07:00

I thought this guy had set up home in a cave or some madness. I heard this song some time ago, but just came across the video, so thought I might as well make a post about it..cause I have nothing better to do at this point in time...

Nice song..but he still ain't my type though

RANT ALERT: FOOLISHNESS

2009-08-21T11:44:00.000-07:00

I can't seem to understand why it is that 'some' females (possibly some guys, but for the sake of this I'm referring to females), find themselves abandoning their long term friendships for men who don't give a s**t about them.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
WHO is there when you're bawling your eyes out because he's treating you like some dickhead and you feel like he don't love you no more and you don't know what you're gonna do. Ask yourself who?! The same people you wanna tell to piss off to spend ALL of your time with this guy who never bothers to put you first.
How about growing a backbone and thinking straight. You spend most of your days bawling your eyes out to the point of insanity, but yet you stay. Knock him off the pedastal you got him on and put yourself on there for a change.

You're letting someone else dictate your life and run it for you. Don't bow out like a dickhead I beg. If you're on a tip where you're feel it's a good idea to sacrifice friendships and forget about who has always been there for you, then stay on that tip and spin on it until you fall off and bump into some bludcleet sense.

It doesn't have to be one or the other! You can have a boyfriend and friends at the same time! When that guy ups and leaves your needy arse don't come trapsing yourself back to me!

KEIFOLIO EXTRACTS

2009-08-21T04:49:00.001-07:00

Thought I might as well show some of my material! Been designing for around 5 or 6 years, and looking to get into some photography (soon as I can get a SLR camera!!)

July - Aug 09 Please don't steal any of my work

GENDER BENDER SPECULATION

2009-08-20T17:37:00.000-07:00

Ok so there's been all this speculation about whether Caster Semenya (is that her name??) is actually a chick or a willy weilder. To be honest, after watching this mornings' athletics I thought they were just being badmind and judgemental because the girl is wench and built like a dude. Not to mention her crazy 8 second win over everyone else. But I'M SORRY I'VE JUST SEEN THIS VIDEO AND THERE IS NO WAY IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL THIS IS A CHICK. I AM SORRY!

You have GOT to be glugging em down

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, ACTUALLY

2009-08-20T16:32:00.000-07:00

WARNING: If you haven't seen Orphan. Don't read this. Wouldn't want to ruin your experience...

Bollocks! Really? Everyone was all excited about this film. I amped myself up to watch this. Got into my pajamas and everything for this 94 min of whatever it was. About 'there's something wrong with Esther' - there's something wrong with this film! The first half, I won't lie wasn't half bad, but the second half was idiotic. The ending? The ending? Don't even get me - it's shit.

ARE YOU DRUNK

2009-08-20T11:34:00.000-07:00

LISTEN!! People might try cuss Jamaicans about smoking weed (and whatever else you got), but we are sure as hell smokin the hell out of them other countries in the World Championships so far. Inhale, exhale wah whaaattt!!

MARRIED TO THE MOB

2009-08-20T04:49:00.000-07:00

Teyana Taylor had a photoshoot for some clothing line called 'Married To The Mob' and style is on point! Been tryina grow me some big hair for a few years now, cha!

Oh yeah, these pics were saved from www.teyana-taylor.com, a fansite, before heads start trying any madness

LAST THOUGHTS

2009-08-19T16:41:00.000-07:00

I've come to a stage in my life where I've realised I either need to cut people off completely, or keep them on board. The in-betweeners or 'coasters' as I like to call them need to pick a side or get squashed in the middle. There have been a few people who have made comments about 'friendship' and assume that because they are friends with someone, I should be too.
If I don't like them, it's not going to happen. I would rather wake up with this:

gazing into my eyes, than to sit there and play brady bunch with some individual I don't like.

I don't understand why people are so afraid of being upfront about things. If I have a problem with someone (that I give at least a little damn about), I address the situation. How else will it get sorted?. I'd rather do that than carry on like some yes-chick. I treat everyone how I expect them to treat me. If you have a problem with me you know where I am! On that note..lol I'm going...to...bed..

Night! x

NIGHTLY EYE CANDY

2009-08-19T16:27:00.000-07:00

What a sexy fellow.

and it's 00:31 actually

RANT ALERT: ESCALATORS & SCENE IN-TAKERS

2009-08-19T13:32:00.000-07:00

What scenery are you taking in at the bottom of the escalator?

For the love of all things great and good, I swear if one more person stops dead in their tracks at the bottom of the escalator and causes me to trip over myself one more time, I will evolve into Yoshimitsu from Tekken and excalibur you into submission.

What sense does it make standing there while a pile up ensues directly behind you. Can you not feel the tip of my nose pushing into the back of your head - and the same goes for those of you who find it amusing to stand at the top of the escalator and stand there and gander about which direction you want to head in. How about you get the f**k out my way before I pick a direction for you to fly in. I'll superman you to the other end of the shopping centre with my superhuman powers.

ANOTHER THING that kills my spirit are them retched slow shoppers who wanna stand there at the till and take their time packing their items up. That flippin tin you've been procrastinating over about which bag you want to put it in - how about you wedge it in your left nostril and sneeze it out all over your noisy kids. Sitting there screaming and s**t making me even more angry.

BAD GYAL

2009-08-19T13:17:00.000-07:00

Haa this old lady got her arse lock up for boxin her husband up in his head with a frying pan:

Rosie Lewis and her husband James got into an argument after he complained about what was cooked for breakfast. Rosie decided to cook her husband another meal but it only led to another argument and Mr. Lewis attempting to strike his wife with his cane.

The result was James being treated by EMS for head injuries after Rosie struck him with a frying pan over his head resulting in 50 stitches to the head. Rosie Lewis has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury.

Don't underestimate the pension claimers.

LOOP OF THE MOMENT

2009-08-19T12:28:00.000-07:00

Gah my days. Can't get enough of this track. It's a slow-me-down song from Ginuwine, you know how he does! The song upload is available on a next website called Urban Music Daily - I'ma post the link up to listen to it...

Ginuwine - I'm Comin Home

NO LIFE

2009-08-19T11:09:00.000-07:00

I posted this up on facebook some time ago, but I still find it funny as hell. My guy is seriously sticking a remote control up his bum over some game. Lmao watch how he flings his arms back around the 30 second mark.

If I had a teenager who carried on like that, I would straight crimewatch his ass.

EVIL

2009-08-18T17:46:00.000-07:00

Am I the only one who runs underneath train bridges? Them bridges where pigeons are sitting directly above you, sometimes dead, lying in some useless mesh net that's supposed to 'protect' us from their shit.

Look at them.

I ran underneath a bridge on the way to the hair shop and there was a errr there was a dead one on my path so I jad to jump over it to get the other side and you could just hear them going coo coo coo cuh-coo making up melodies and s**t while I'm sprinting full pelt on road side in broad daylight like some chief

CLEAN SLATE

2009-08-18T17:30:00.000-07:00

It's been about...2 years? Since I had my blog up, so I decided to post up a whole load of brand new stuff YAAAAAYYY!!!!
...I also forgot the log-in for my old blog..

Sit tight for more because I chat a lotta s**t...got a lot to say...