I'm sorry I've tried so hard to understand the flow of this track. I just don't get it. Just when I think I have it. I realise I don't. So I give up.

Ugh. I'm not trying to begrudge anyone their achievements, or penalise anyone for sharing their tales of achievement with others - but there is a fine line between confidence and cockiness. A thin, fine line between them - and should that line be crossed I will officially believe you are a tool.

If there is anyone reading this who finds genuine joy in bragging about how many contacts you have on BB messenger, you should take a walk outside, look at your reflection in a car window - and punch it to the death. Then pay the owner for any damage done to their car.

I'm not sure what the general consensus is in regards to whether females find it attractive for men to be cocky and boastful, but one thing I know is that I can't stand it and it is VERY UNATTRACTIVE. I'm not concerned about how big your network is, how many Facebook friends you have and how much you love yourself.
If I could find a safety pin in my clutter jar I would deflate the daylights out of your ego and shift you back to reality. If the amount of notifications you have defines who you are as a person - then you are a faux pas.

Someone with a quiet confidence is attractive, someone who doesn't need to constantly remind me of how many people they've worked with, or how much money they have. It's appealing when somebody's achievements can speak for themselves. Bragging about numbers is tacky - don't embarrass yourself.

If I could design an animal, and zebras didn't already exist...that's what my animal would look like.

Ginuwine - Crazy
Usher ft. Nicki Minaj - Little Freak (not exactly new...but I like it)
Nicole Scherzinger - I'm A Cheat
Unknown Artist - I Go Hard (I have no idea who this chick is, but I like the track)

Lol, it's very true though! Some people saturate the CRAP out of their images to the point of unrecognisability. I'm guilty of cropping (hands up) but it still looks like me. All my pics look like me in the flesh. Well...I believe so. Haha

INHALE:I'm getting sick of this. I'll just clear things up, and write this in a way that is easy to decipher:

"Hello. My name is Kei. I am a Graphic Designer. I do not want a f%^%^ing Mac. Thankyou".


I'm gonna get straight to the point. My laptop has HD graphics. 3GB Ram. 250GB hard-drive space. Blu-Ray. A screen that is not microscopic. A keyboard with keys I can actually feel. And a mouse with a left click annnddd (wait for it) a right click, so I don't have to memorise countless button combos to copy links or God forbid - copy and paste text. Oh, shall I continue? It has a remote, 4 usb slots and a cute little neon light that glows up in the dark -sexy. All for £529.
Please, there's nothing you can say to get me to spend an extra..oh I don't know...RENT on piece of technology that could fit in my pocket and have to spend light years scrolling down to the bottom of the page cause the screen is so God-damn small.

JUST because I am a Graphics Designer - does not mean I HAVE TO HAVE A MAC. I've been designing for YEARS, and have developed my skills on my OWN through trial and error, and through spending countless time reading articles, purchasing magazines and sketching my little heart out. Using a different piece of technology will not improve my skills. Software does not determine my creativity or my insight to things AS A DESIGNER. I can design something on a piece of PAPER. I'm a student. If I can get something that does the job well WITH A HIGHER GRAPHICS CARD SPECIFICATION. NOTE THE WORD GRAPHICS for a cheaper price...then so be it. I'm not gonna deny a Macbook PRO (which is not the make I was referring to above) is a nice little piece of technology - but I don't want one. I'm not prepared to save up that much money for something that won't actually be beneficial to ME in any way. If it ain't broke, why spend like 5 months of rent in one go to 'fix' it? So LEAVE ME ALONE & SHUT YOUR FACE, IMMEDIATELY. Stop trying to patronise me. That's YOUR business if you allow technology or userfaces to define your ideas and/or creativity. I'm not that chick. So GET!
EXHALE. Aaaah...that's better.

Lol! Who's been keeping track of all this Tiger Woods bullshit? The guy made it to UK news, like are you being serious? Ask me what's going on with it all - I don't know. I'm more concerned about when will be the next time I get to eat chicken - but I came across this pic and thought it was funny haha.




Lol. Strangeness for payment.

I want everything. I wish I could stop time and rob every shop in West. Then teleport everything to my room and have it automatically folded stacked or hung up in my wardrobe.


Yes...I have a slight thing for prints...and silky things.

This song has been floating about quite a bit and everyone keeps saying it's Keri Hilson - it's not! I don't know who the fack it is but it ain't her! Some track called 'Hush' feat D.O.E or something or other. I got the track for download if anyone wants it lol, it's actually not that bad a track.

Some girl ft. Some rapper apparently D.O.E - Hush

Ok ok ok lol. Me and my friend found one site called PROFILEPIC. I'm sure you guys have heard of it - it's HILARIOUS on there. So anyway, me and my friend joined it for a laugh and to take the piss out of people haha, but I'm sorry..I'm so sorry but seriously, I mean it was expected that there'd be a lot of fails on there lol but WHAT KIND OF PLAY ARE YOU GUYS EXPECTING TO GET CHATTING RUBBISH LIKE THIS?



Or googling essays that make absolutely no sense, such as THIS:



Or posting me poo like THIS:






Like are you for real for real?! Lmfaooo you SUCK!! Come on, I'M SURE you guys can do better than this?! You guys are HILARIOUS! Cook for you? COOK FOR YOU?! You're finished and your life is finished. I will never be a housewife. Ever. EVER! Lmaooo. Tools.

People on my Facebook have already seen the vid I posted up of this guy, I'll include the link to his Youtube account in a hot sec so you can see what I'm on about - but whatever - I WANT HIS HAIRSTYLE! I LOVE fishbone plaits - I WANT A FISH BONE IN MY HEAD.








The style is speaking to me! Oh, his youtube is here...very interesting guy. He takes better care of his hair than a large number of females.

The other day I managed to grab a smidge of time for myself. I sat there on my bed with my aching legs and arms, tired from training and worried about that FLAMIN bio-diversity project that near enough drained the daylights out of me. That..ladies and gentlefolk was what drove me to make these pieces ...in particular. I was going more crazy than usual.

Haa. I'm probably late but whatevz



GOOD. That boy had the right idea. COOF!

I like these colours. Felt like putting them together. So I did :)

I think it's when you reach a certain age (or a certain point in your life) when you really start to notice the difference between boys and men.

If a "man" has to keep reminding you that he's a "man" by starting off sentences with: "I'm a man, so..", or "As a man, I.." or "I'm a MAN'S man, so.." then YOU AIN'T A MAN YET! Let the actions speak for themselves!

Any loser can come out and proclaim to be this big bag of masculinity, talking the talk about being able to protect and look out for you, but want to use the "I'm a man" line to wriggle out of shit!

I'll be real and say I've been out with a guy who could not deal with not being able to control me. It made him feel less of a man because I was the one asking him questions. It was my house he was staying over at, and my time he was on. TRUTH BE TOLD, I didn't even bloody mind that the guy couldn't take me out anywhere because he had no money - but when I heard that fucking "I'm the man...so as a man..." line for the kajillionth time, I was ready to..LOOK! If you can't walk the walk that comes with the talk, don't bother trying to talk the talk neither! Cause it's foolish and you look foolish! If you can't handle being with a real woman then don't bother getting yourself into nothing. You'll back up on yourself at some point and end up looking like even more of a loser! Your egos will get bruised and your pride will get shattered. Maybe if you spent more time sorting yourselves out there wouldn't be such calamities!